Titan Mansion

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

I know I've been out of the Comedy business a while. But I've giving it another shot. Here's the intro!

EDIT: I'm sorry but I may not be accepting guest stars for this comedy, as I'm also posting this comedy on the BZPOWER forums as NinjaTahuGuy

Story:

All Titans In A Mansion (Most anyways)

Intro:

(The mansion is perfect. The houseplants are lush and green. The inhabitants are patient and loving.)

Brutaka: I PLAY FIRST PLAYER!! *Grabs control. Shoves Keetongu off the side of the couch and turns on game console*
Keetongu: HEY! I was first! It stands to reason the first being should play first player!
Brutaka: Uh.. right. What you said. *Plays game* Now, are you being player two or not?
Keetongu: *grunts and picks up player two control*

(Axonn arrives from Mata-Mart, walks in and sees this cheerful sight)

Axonn: Hello men! I came back from my mission. I got me.. Bananas! *Chomps banana gleefully*
(Brutaka and Keetongu roll their eyes.)
Axonn: Whatcha playing, men?
Brutaka: It's-
Axonn: Wait! don't tell me, I'll guess. *shuts eyes and turns around.* Mickey Rahi's playhouse II?
(Brutaka slaps his forehead while Keetongu remains transfixed on the game)
Axonn: Did I get it wrong? Was it Mickey Rahi III?
(Brutaka roars, throws down control and tackles Axonn)
Axonn: Was it- HEY!
Keetongu: *Sees first play control on floor* oooh! *grabs it*
Sidorak: *Opens door of his room and comes down the stairs* My, my, it is a beautiful day *Yawns* *sees Axonn and Brutaka at each others neck, they glare at him* Heh, heh.. I'll just go back into my room now.. heh..heh... *zooms back into his own room and locks door*
(Keetongu pauses the game gets folding chair popcorn and pickle and watches the fight)
Makuta: *Steps out of his room, yawning* ♫Well, it's a doo be de doo yeah it's a doo be de doo I mean a dee bo doo be doo be♫ - *sees fight* My, my! What have we here!!! *walks up to Brutaka and Axonn only to be slapped* NO ONE SLAPS ME AND LIVES! *jumps into the fray*

***

(in the kitchen, Takanuva is gleefully cooking some breakfast, in his favorite "Kiss the Cook" apron)

Takanuva: BREAKFAST IS READY!!!!! *rings breakfast bell*

***
(downstairs)

Brutaka: Breakfast? BREAKFAST!!!! *gets run over by Makuta and Axonn and Keetongu*

[Kokua aviatrix]

*cracks up laughing* You've not lost your touch

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

Thanks!

NEXT:

Chapter Two

Sidorak: Right! Breakfast! I'll have cereal please. Ooh ooh! can I please have the ones with pink cubes? Pleeease???
Takanuva: Uh... I just have toast...
Makuta:Toast! THAT'S UNFAIR! *Stomps table with fork*
Takanuva: Uh.. what did you expect? Omelette de cheese with ham?
Makuta: NO! I EXPECTED BREAKFAST! *weeps*

Takanuva: Hehe..hehe...
Roodaka: *brushing hair and looking in pocket mirror*
Keetongu: So I stopped playing "Piraka Outpost version 8.99" For TOAST!?!?! This is lame..
Brutaka: *stumbles into the room* I'll have what he's having *points at nowhere*
Axonn:
Makuta: Oh boo hoo hoo hoo *runs into his room*
Takanuva: hehe.. hehe... what say we order-
Axonn: BANANA SOUFLE!

Takanuva: Uh.. no.. what say we order-
Keetongu: PIE!!
Takanuva: Uh no... what say we order-
Roodaka: AGH! AGH! AGH! *Faints*
Takanuva: Wha?
Sidorak: She broke a nail. She'll be fine! I'll have what-

Takanuva: LET'S ORDER PIZZA!!! *weeps*
Sidorak: Right! Pizza! I'll have anchovies please. Ooh ooh! can I please have the ones with toys? Pleeease??
Takanuva: *weeps*

Keetongu: Anchovies!??! ANCHOVIES??!?! Those are fish! What are you, a penguin?!
Sidorak: No! ...why? Do I look like one? *panics*
Keetongu: ...
Axonn: Come, men! We must go!

Takanuva: *looks up* Where to?
Axonn: the Yellow pages, man, what a silly question! Children, these days!
Takanuva: I'm not a child... *weeps*

(Axonn rolls his eyes and goes to hunt a phonebook)

Keetongu: So.. what's going on?
Sidorak: Who knows. Say, I'm getting kinda hungry, what say we order pizza?

(Makuta peeks out)

Makuta: IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE!!! AAAAAAAAAGH! *Hides behind thin air*
Sidorak: Wha?
Keetongu: Uhm.. yeah.. what he said.
Brutaka: HEY THAT'S MY LINE *weeps*

(Roodaka revives to see her fingernail broken, faints again)

(Meanwhile, downstairs)

Axonn: *Brandishing axe* You cannot hide! I will find you! I will destroy you! I will- *looks at coffee table* Oh. There you are. *flips thru pages* AHA! *thumps book, dials number and waits*

[Monasti]

Awesome. You have a gift, tnn, NEVER LOSE THE GIFT

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

Thanks!

NEXT:
Chapter three:

(Axonn walks back up to the Dining room)

Axonn: Hello, men! I ordered Pizza! Should be here in ten thousand shakes of a turtle's tail! *Seats himself* so what's happening?
Takanuva: *Looks up, eyes bubbling up, weeps and runs into his room*
Axonn: What? Did I say something wrong?
Makuta: *Insane look in his eyes* They're here! It's come!!! *runs through the hallways, screaming "it's here"*
Axonn: What? The pizza? It's here!? That was fast. Will someone go and open the door?

Sidorak: You ordered pizza? For me???
Axonn: No, silly one.
Sidorak: *Eyes bubble up* OH BOO HOO HOO!! *runs*
Axonn: What? Did I say something wrong?

Nocturn: *Comes in, rubbing eyes in bathrobe* What happened? Teridax went through the hallways screaming.
Axonn: Sorry about that. He will be disciplined.
(Keetongu rolles eyes)
(Doorbell rings)

Axonn: That's it! THE PIZZA!! *runs dramatically downstairs, everyone but Brutaka follows after him*

(In the empty dining room)

Brutaka: I'll have what he's having.. *Points at nowhere*

(Downstairs)

Axonn: *rushes to the door and opens it*
Small Pizza Delivery Matoran: *Looks at paper* Y-y-y-ou Or-r-rdered P-p-p-p-izza, s-s-sir?
Axonn: Yes! Give! *Snatches pizza, hands Matoran tip and rushes inside* PIZZA EVERYONE!
(Gadunka, Icarax, Brutaka and Hydraxon rush downstairs)
Axonn: ME FIRST! *dives*

(Hours later)

Sidorak: Most satisfying.. *pats stomach*
Gadunka: *Mouth full* Yefh! I enfoyed it fferry mufh!
Hydraxon: Uh.. right.
Takanuva: That was delicious!
Hydraxon: I thought you were moping.
Takanuva: Oh, right. *runs into his room, weeping*
Makuta: So, what do we do now?

Axonn: Good question! I will personally be reading my "Adventures of The Good Guys who fight the Cheesed One" Comics Ta-ta! *hustles to his room*
Keetongu: And I.. will play my game which someone so rudely interrupted! *Sits down on the couch*
Icarax: Who? who? who?
Keetongu: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!.... AND STOP CRYING!

Brutaka: I'm first player! *jumps on couch*
Keetongu: Not again.. uh.. hey Brutaka! This game only has one player!
Brutaka: It does?
Keetongu: *Nods head vigorously* yeah!
Brutaka: Then that'll be me! *Shoves Keetongu off the couch*
Keetongu: *Stands* that's not fair!!!
Brutaka: Oh?
Keetongu: *rolls eyes* I'll just go and watch TV

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

Thanks! New chapter coming soon.

[Monasti]

You are irreplaceable, tnn

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

Thanks!

NEXT:

Chapter Four:

Gaduka: *Gleefully chomping a breadstick he had in his blue jeans pocket*
Hydraxon: So... What do we do now?
Axonn: *From his room* Good question! I am personally reading my "Adventures of The Good Guys who fight the Cheesed One" Comics!!!
Hydraxon: DID I ASK YOU!?!?!
Axonn: Not sure...
(Hydraxon grunts)

Gadunka: OH NO! MY PETUNIAS! *Rushes out the door, forgets water pail, rushes back in, grabs pail, rushes back out, forgets to put water in pail, rushes back in, rushes back and and dunks water into a pail of blue petunias* PHEW! *wipes sweat from brow*
(Hydraxon rolls his eyes)

Brutaka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *throws controller doown and jumps on it.* AGH!!!
Icarax:
Brutaka: *weeps and runs into his room*

Keetongu: *peeks head out* WHEEEEEEEEE!!!! *jumps into couch and plays game*
Gadunka: I'm hungry. I want tortillas.
Hydraxon: MAKE SOME.
Gadunka: I can't cook... It's tragic I know...

Icarax: I'm going for a walk. Ta-ta! *Picks walking stick, walks out*

Brutaka: *comes out of his room in swimsuit* I'm going for a tan, ta-ta! *goes out*
Nocturn: I'm going out to cut the grass *goes out*

Makuta: EVERYONE HAS LEFT MEE!! AAAAAAAAGHHH!! *runs out into the streets screaming*

(Outside)

Brutaka: *Lays down and places mat shiny tan thingy in front of him* Ahh.. Peace...

(Meanwhile)
Nocturn: Where's that lawnmower?

(Meanwhile)

Brutaka: *snores*

(Meanwhile)

Nocturn: AHA! *Starts it and runs everywhere yelling*

Old Matoran neighbor: *sighs* Lousy kids and their Heavy Metal *Pokes head outside* TURN DOWN THAT NOISE!!!!

Nocturn: Huh? *looks up*

Brutaka: *snoring, hears motor, opens eyes* AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH THE BOOGIE MONSTER!!!!!!! *runs inside and hide behind
Gadunka* THEY'RE AFTER MEE!!!
Gadunka: WHO?! WHO!?!?!
Brutaka: THE BOOGIE MONSTER!!!
Gadunka: THE BOOGIE MONSTER!?!?!?!?
Brutaka: THE BOOGIE MONSTER!!!
Gadunka: NO! SAY IT AIN'T SO!
Axonn: *from his room* IT AIN'T SO!! *chuckles*

Brutaka: I think it's gonna eat me... WITHOUT CHEWING AGH!!! *faints*
Gadunka: You think!!?!?

*Dramatic Music*

[Monasti]

OK, you seem to be getting on extremely well.

[Timekeeper]

Only room for one funny on this board

[Kokua aviatrix]

*wonders if Roodaka's got over her broken fingernail yet *

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

Lolz. Thanks guys!!!

NEXT:

Chapter five:

(Roodaka awakes in a dark room... She awakes to the melodious sounds of-)

Roodaka: HEAVY METAL!?!?!?! *Looks around* I'm in the dining room. Yet I hear heavy metal. I sense a conspiracy. I sense something mysterious... I sense- *something falls out of her ear* Headphones ... Right. I was listening to that wasn't I?
(Door blasts open, Gadunka, Makuta and Brutaka rush in)
Gadunka: AAAAAAAGH!!!
Makuta: THE END IS NEAR!
Brutaka: IT'S GONNA EAT ME!!!! *Slams into dining table* THAT HURT! *screams*

Gadunka: Why are you screaming?
Brutaka: I slammed my toe into a table *points* owee bad...
(Makuta runs on)
Gadunka: I'm hungry.. what we got to eat? *Waddles off to 'fridge
Roodaka:
Brutaka: You just had Pizza. Lots of it.
Gadunka: And?

Roodaka: I thought you were in pain.
Brutaka: Oh. Right. PITY ME!! Ohhhh.....
(Roodaka rolls eyes and walks downstairs into the main room)

(Downstairs)

Hydraxon: I am bored.
Axonn: *From his room* GET A HOBBY! Like... COLLECTING "Adventures of The Good Guys who fight the Cheesed One" Comics!!!!
Hydraxon: I think you're obsessed with those.. comics..
Axonn: *runs into the main room* I am not! I only have every single comic and action figure released since the year 1805!
Hydraxon: Whatever...
Roodaka: *comes in* Got anything to do? I'm bored.

Hydraxon: No..
Keetongu: WOOT!!! I JUST BEAT THE CHEESED ONE I BEAT THE GAME! YES! *jumps up and does a jig*
Axonn: WE HAVE THE "Adventures of The Good Guys who fight the Cheesed One" VIDEO GAME!??!?! How was this piece of knowledge kept from me? *glares*

Icarax: *walks in* What an ordeal!
Axonn: YOU! Yoou are holding a conspiracy against me! I KNEW IT! *Makuta Teridax zooms by, screaming*
Icarax: What?
Axonn: That was weird.. *glances out the door and Teridax is screaming about the end of the world, then he is apprehended by the police force*
Icarax: O..k..

Roodaka: I say!
Gadunka: *rushes in with ten gallons of Peanut Butter* What what? What do you say?!
Roodaka: Ahh..
Gadunka: Oh don't be scared! I'm Gadunka! remember me?
Roodaka: Ahh..
Gadunka: ...Oh well. *stuffs face*

Axonn: As I say! Keetongu, stop that ridiculous jig!
Keetongu: NEVER! I MADE IT MYSELF! Right now! w00t!
Axonn: Oh alright. As I say!.. now what was I saying.
Hydraxon: *whacks head*
Axonn: Oh right! TELL ME! Who has kept this piece of information from me? *glares at each individual* it was one of you...

Gadunka: *looks up* Oh oh it wasn't me! *stuffs face*
Axonn: Ok! that narrows it down! *takes out yellow pad and writes "Gadunka is innocent"* Anyone else?
Hydraxon: this is nuts! I can't believe this is happening! I'm going out for a walk!
Icarax: NO! DON'T DO IT! *Jumps on Hydraxon*
Hydraxon: Wha? Why not?
Icarax: *Mysterious* There's a peddler, he sells pie, and HE WANTS WORLD DOMINATION! *screams*
Hydraxon: Right..... So... I stay here with a bunch of nuts!

Gadunka: No no! It's peanut butter! They're technically not nuts anymore. More like butter *stuffs face*
Hydraxon: GET ME OUTTA HERE! *runs off*
Roodaka: Don't forget to buy me nail polish!!!!
Axonn: Now... It wasn't Gadunka! he says he didn't do it! WHO IS THE Proprie-prop- whatever!

*Dramatic Music*

[Toa of Cheese]

I'm not the Cheesed One, am I? ;_;

[captin]

you think too highly of yourself

[Toa of Cheese]

Oct 14, 2008 16:58:58 GMT -5 captin said:

you think too highly of yourself

I don't think being the Cheesed One is necessarily a good thing. Also, I can't be sure either way; TNK and I are good friends, so I wouldn't be surprised if he referenced me. On the other hand, it's been awhile since we've chatted, so I may or may not be the first person he has in mind to reference.

[Monasti]

Get out of the good threads.

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

Hey ToC! Long time no see! Glad you got to check out the Comedy! actually, The Cheesed One idea came from my brother. Kind of like a parody of The Shadowed One.

Thanks everyone glad you're enjoying it. New chapter coming soon!

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

NEXT:

Chapter six:

Hydraxon: Gosh those guys are weird
Peddler: Howdy sir!
Hydraxon: Well, hello!
Peddler: Would you like to buy some.. fresh... pie?
Hydraxon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH!! *runs*

*At Police HQ*

Makuta Teridax: Please! Believe me!
Matoran cop 1: HAHAHAHA!
Matoran cop 2: OFFICER! that's not funny!
Matoran cop 1: Sorry, sir..
Cop 2: Actually, it is!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cop 1: AHAHAHHAAHAH
Makuta: WAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!
Cops 1 & 2:
Makuta: *rolling on the floor*
Cop 1: I think he's nuts
Cop 2: I think he's loony. Let's throw him in the slammer!
Makuta: NO NO! NO!! *Falls to his knees* Please sir!
Cop 1: uh...
Cop 2: ... That is just weird. Ok, you can go now sir. But if you disturb the peace again, we'll have to throw you in.
Makuta: Thanks you sir thank you! *bows his way*


*At the Mansion*

Roodaka: I WANT NAIL POLISH!!!!
Gadunka: *looks up* Sorry, don't have any on hand! Get it? On hand? *chuckles, then stuffs face*
Roodaka: You are weir-
Axonn: WHO WAS IT!!
(Icarax is shivering in the corner, Keetongu is dancing, Gadunka is stuffing his face)
Axonn: And where is Brutaka? He owns this game!
Gadunka: *Looks up* Last I saw he was moping *stuffs face*
Axonn: And where is Takanuva? haven't seen him!

Gadunka: *Looks up* Last I saw him he was-
Takanuva: *Bursts in with white suit and rainbow afro* THE PARTAY IS HERE!!! *boogie woogies*
Roodaka: OH MY GOSH! *faints*
(Makuta opens door, waddles upstairs and yawns)

Hydraxon: *Bursts open the door* What an ordeal!
Axonn: YOU! Yoou are holding a conspiracy against me! I KNEW IT!
Hydraxon: Huh?
Brutaka: *comes down the stairs in a wheelchair* Ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow. OW!
Axonn: YOU!
Brutaka: Yes?
Axonn: Hello! *Waves*
Brutaka: Hi! *waves back, stumbles out of wheelchair, falls* ow.

Keetongu: *Dances*
Sidorak: Uh...
Gadunka: *burps* Awww.. All gone.. I want more.. *waddles upstairs for more Peanut butter*
Roodaka: *revives* What happened?
Sidorak: Well, Takanuva walked in, you fainted-
Takanuva: *Dancing* BECAUSE OF MY ULTRA HANDSOMENESS!
Sidorak: Uh, yeah.. Anyhow, Hydraxon came in, Axonn blamed him for-

Axonn: Enough! I know what has happened. I must continue my investing!
Sidorak: Uh... investigation?
Axonn: DO NOT INTERFERE!
Gadunka: *Comes down the stairs with day old tamales* This is all I could find. But-
Axonn: DO NOT INTERFERE!
Keetongu: *Stops dancing* Look, Axonn just give it up already.

Axonn: NEVER! I MUST DO JUSTICE I MUST-
Nocturn: *walks in and yawns* Ah.. What time is it?
Axonn: DO NOT INTERFERE!!!
Keetongu: It's 9:30 PM, Nocturn.

Axonn: *gasps* THAT LATE?!?! NAY! I missed the first segment of "Adventures of The Good Guys who fight the Cheesed One" TV SHOW! AAGH!! *runs, grabe remote and turns on TV, Teletubees comes on* TELETUBBEES?!?! Who did this?!?! *switches channel rapidly*
Gadunka: *looks up* Oh... it was me...
(Everyone but Axonn glares at him)
Gadunka: *blushes* I like that show.. *stuffs face*

Nocturn: Guess I'd better go to sleep. Night guys! *rushes to bed*

Axonn: WHAT?!?!? The Cheesed One beat "The Good Guys" NAY!

What will happen next? Will the Good Guys seek revenge on The Cheesed One? Or will Axonn simply forget to watch the next show??

*Dramatic Music*

[◄Toa Nuva Tom►]

Oct 14, 2008 16:04:45 GMT -5 Toa of Cheese said:

I'm not the Cheesed One, am I? ;_;

No way! I wanna be the cheesed one!

anyway, TNN, ur story is awsome lol!!!!

[Monasti]

Tough.

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

Thanks guys!

NEXT:

Chapter Seven:

(Axonn's Dream)

(The Cheesed one grins as he spots his quarry, the mighty warrior Axonn, Axonn screams like a girl
but that does not deter The Cheesed One. Smiling, he triggers the power of his Kanohi Cheese, Mask of Cheese and his elemental powers of cheese. Axonn tries to run, but his legs are already enveloped in boiling nacho cheese. Axonn turns to face his enemy, but he sees a mass of cheese streaming towards him. And it's the cheese he hates... provolone!)

Axonn: *Screams* THE CHEESED ONE IS AFTER ME!!!!! *falls off top bunk bed and onto floor right before Brutaka's lower bed*
Brutaka: *Opens eyes* BOO!
Axonn: AAAAAAAAAGHHH!! *jumps out the window and screams*

Old Matoran Neighbor: *awakes* Lousy kids and their Country Music... *pokes head out window* CUT OUT THAT RACKET!!!

Axonn: *looks up* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!

Old Matoran Neighbor: I'M CALLING THE COPS! Where's my phone...

Axonn: You can't do that ! I got rights!

Old Matoran: *Panicking* Agh! I can't find my phone! Where did I put it?!?

Axonn: Right...

Old Matoran: Oh great! I think I'm losing my mind!

Axonn: *chuckles*

Old Matoran: DON'T LAUGH! I'M SERIOUS! Oh no.. my phone! I hope.. oh gosh.. oh HONEEYYY!!!

Old Matoran's wife: Yess??

Old Matoran: Have you seen my phone?!?!?!

(Dialogue continues)

Axonn: *Bored* Hey, do you guys happen to know it's 2:30 in the morning?

(Dialogue between old matoran and his wife continue)

(Axonn shrugs and goes inside)

(Later on, at 11:00 am)

Gadunka: *smacks lips* Hmm.. enchiladas. *rolls off bed and wakes up* FOOD!!! *rushes through the masion screaming*
Makuta: *Pokes head out* THAT'S MY JOB! *tackles Gadunka* NO ONE STEALS MY JOB AND LIVES!!

(In the TV room)

Axonn: WHAT?!?! THE GOOD GUYS ARE DOING A DEMOSTATRATION AT THE LOCAL LIBRARY?!?!? I must go! *rushes out into the main room to see Keetongu playing video games* Keetongu, come!
Keetongu: One more minute, mom!
Axonn: *rolls eyes and grabs Keetongu and rushes out the door*

(At the local library)

Librarian: And now, kids, THE GOOD GUYS! *applause, lil' baby matoran crying*
Axonn: WOOT!! GOOD GUYS!!! YEAH!! *jumping up and down*
Keetongu: Oh great...
(Kids stare at Axonn in wonder)

(Good guys walk up)

Good guy 1: Hello, citizens! We are here to protect you from all evil! *does karate chop*
Good Guy 2: Yes! We must fight all evil! *does flip*
Good Guy 3: Haha! The Cheesed One is no match for us! * kicks*

Axonn: YEAH! WOOT!

Good Guy 1: *Whispering to Good Guy 2* What's with the nut in the back? Did you pay him to do that? He's more intrested than the lil'.. uh.. kids
Good Guy 2: Dunno. He's freakin me out though.. ahem, *turns to audience* I shall need an uber- awesome volunteer! Who will do it??

(Crickets chirp)

Axonn: OHH ME ME! PICK ME! *runs up to them*

Good Guys: Uh...
Good Guy 1: Whispering to Good guy 3* What's next?
Good Guy 3: Uh.. The Cheesed one attacks.
Good Guy 2: CITIZENS! Observe!
Axonn: *stands in wonder*

Good Guy 1: I shall- (wall blows open) Oh no! *draws pathetic gun weapon*
Good Guy 2: THE CHEESED ONE!

(Kids are bored)

Good Guy 3: We thought you were dead!
The Cheesed One: Never, pathetic hero! I shall win!
Good Guys: *Gasp*

Axonn: OH NO! I'LL PROTECT YOU, GOOD GUYS!!! *draws axe and makes a flying tackle for The Cheesed One*

What will hapen next?!?!? Will Axonn beat the Cheesed One??!

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

NEXT:

Chapter eight:

The Cheesed one: WHAT?! Hey, guys? Was this in the script?!?!? AAAAAGH!
Axonn: *slams into The Cheesed One* YOU SHALL NEVER WIN, EVIL CHEESED ONE!
The Cheesed One: What? HELP! SOMEONE GET THIS LUNATIC OFF ME!
Librarian: Hehe.. Sorry children but it seems-
Keetongu: Oh no!!! *runs away*
Kid 1: THIS IS COOL!
Kid 2: YEAH! WOOT!
(Kids start cheering)


Good Guy 1: Wait! Bob! *Grabs Good Guy 2* THEY'RE NOT CHEERING FOR US, BOB!
Bob/Good Guy 2: That's not good, Jake..
Jake/Good Guy 1: NOT GOOD?!?! THIS COULD BE THE END OF OUR CAREER!!! Oh boo hoo hoo *weeps and runs off*
Good Guy 2 and 3: *look at each other and shrugs*

Axonn: Let's take a closer look, behind that mask!!! *grins* I always wanted to say that! MWAHAHAHA *rips mask off the Cheesed One to see only another mask behind it* Huh? *stands up*
"The Cheesed One": Thank you! *stands up* Gosh! You ruined my costume! *takes off costume*
Axonn: You're a-a-a-a M-m-matoran?!?!?!? WHAT A RIP OFF!!!

(Crowd Laughs)

Axonn: ... *walks home, opens door*
Takanuva: DISCO NITE! YEAH! *In white suit and rainbow afro*
(everyone is dancing)
Axonn: Wha? FOR ME!! Why-
(record stratches)
Takanuva: NO! It's my birthday. Gosh!
Axonn: Oh.. *pouts and walks to his room*
Brutaka: What's with him?
Keetongu: He found out The Cheesed One wasn't real. lolz.
Hydraxon: At least his obsession is gone.

Axonn: *from his room* I WAS NOT OBSESSED! Oh look! I found my "Adventures of the Intergalactic Dudes" comics!! w00t!

Hydraxon: great..
Gadunka: I'm bored..
Roodaka: You? I'm bored!
Gadunka: You are? Cool! We have something in common! *winks*
Roodaka: Heh heh... *scoots away*


Icarax: I say, Makuta!
Makuta: *playing with dolls* What?
Icarax: Why are you playing with dolls?
Makuta: These aren't dolls! They're intergalactic aliens with mulecular disruption laser eyebeams! Watch! *makes random noise with mouth* see??
Icarax: Uh...

Nocturn: ♫Well, I'm eatin' pie and creme oh yeah...ô
Takanuva: DISCO NITE!! w00t!
Nocturn: Have you noticed no one is paying attention to you?
Takanuva: What? Oh right. DISCO!! *booga woogas*
Nocturn: *rolls eyes*

[Monasti]

Awesome. The cheesed one was no-one.

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

Lol, yeah.

Chapter Nine:

(Next Week)

Axonn: So, men, who wants a trip to the mountains, you know get away from the house, breathe some fresh air... *sighs* So whio's with me?

(Crickets Chirp)

Keetongu: Not me, old pal, I gotta beat this game!
Brutaka: *looks up from playing tic tac toa with Gadunka* Game? What game? Is it much like Tic Tac Toa?
Keetongu: No! Video Game.
Brutaka: Oh. Those. LAME *plays Tic Tac Toa*
Keetongu: *stands up* It is not lame!
Brutaka: Oh? *stands*
Makuta: FIGHT!!!!!!!!! *jumps into thin air and starts fighting nothing*
Brutaka: HE STARTED IT!! *throws keetongu at Makuta then jumps into the fray*

Axonn: Uh... So... Anyone wanna go Hiking with me at Hewkii's Hilarious Hiking Lodge?

Takanuva: NO! Go away! I'm sad today! *weeps*
Axonn: You have too many personalities young man!
Takanuva:NO I DON'T!!! Oh boo hoo hoo hoo *runs away*
Axonn: Right... So I'll go hiking by myself?

(Crickets Chirp)

Axonn: There's nothing wrong with home.. heh heh... *plops down on the couch with Sidorak and Hydraxon* What's on today?
Sidorak: *Flipping through the channels* nothing... nada...
Hydraxon: HEY LOOK! TELEETUBBEES!!! *drools*
Axonn: What!?!

Gadunka: STOP THERE!!! *Leaps into couch* w00t!


(Axonn and Sidorak leave)

Hydraxon: GET THE POPCORN! GET THE PICKLES! THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN AFTER ALL! AHA! AHA!
Gadunka: YES! This is better than the time I replaced some Matoran's gummi snakes with real ones!
Hydraxon: You are one cool guy!
Gadunka: Thanks!

Axonn: They're crazy! That's what they are!
Sidorak: Oh look. Makuta, Brutaka and Keetongu are still fighting.
Makuta: WE ARE NOT!
Keetongu: *on the floor, unconsious*
Brutaka: I WON! w00t *dances*

Vezon: *pops head in* HI! *pops back out*

Brutaka: Ok.. that was weird...
Makuta: Hahahaha! AHAHHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy, slams into a wall, collaspes*

Axonn: no, that was weird.
Brutaka: Don't tell me what's weird and what ain't!!! I GOT RIGHTS! I just won a fight with an ancient Rahi and a loco Makuta!, I've got awesome strength, heh heh, I GOT RIGHTS!
Axonn: Yeah!?!?
Brutaka: Uh.. *takes out bad guy script scans through it muttering to himself* oh! YEAH!!!!!!
Axonn: You are one sad strange little puppy. I pity you.
Brutaka: I AM NOT A PUPPY!!! I'm like a.. DOBERMAN FINCH!

(Keetongu guffaws)

Brutaka: DON'T LAUGH AT ME! I'll cry...*snif*

Takanuva:*comes in* HOWDY PAL! *whacks Keetongu o the back, Keetongu collapses* I'VE KILLED HIM!! I'M A MURDERER!! AGH!!! *faints*

Axonn: Now, that was weird!
Brutaka: ...

[Monasti]

Nice. Not as funny as others, but still good. keep it up!

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

Thanks!

NEXT:

Chapter Ten:

Axonn: WAKE UP!

(Takanuva and Keetongu lie still)

(Everyone is watching with pickles and popcorn as this has been going on for several hours now)

Axonn:... Aha! *imatates lightbuld flickering on noise* I need water! I can pour it on them! I've seen it done in movies! *rushes to get water*

Brutaka: *Rolls eyes* Get it yourself! Oh wait... he is..
Roodaka: I BROKE MY BRUSH *runs to her room*
Sidorak: Wait... But Roodaka!! YOU BORROWED MY BRUSH! YOU BROKE MY BRUSH!!! Oh.. Woe is me.. *snif*
(Gadunka stuffs his face with Nocturn)
Icarax: Whoa! Look, Takanuva has been in that position for three hours, seven minutes and one second! OH WAIT! Two seconds! THREE FOUR FIVE! *keeps going*
Hydraxon: You guys are amused waaay too easily. I however, am too cool. Are too cool. *starts mumbling to himself*
Makuta: *having awaked earlier on, like two seconds ago, he joins the crowd of Six beings* FIGHT!! YEAH!!
Brutaka: What? You are insane. No, no, I'm serious!
Makuta: You huwt my feewingth *snif* THAT'S OKAY! yay! *falls off his chair* Ow.

(Meanwhile, Axonn is on a quest)

Axonn: Where is that befouled water? Where is that alien source of intergalactic liquid? Where is-- Oh. The sink. *grabs a glass and fills it with water, drinks it, fills it up again and runs down screaming, 'I GOT THE WATER', when he tripped and water spills all over Takanuva and Keetongu* Ow.

Takanuva: What happened here? Where is my enemy?
Keetongu: You're on me...
Takanuva: *looks down and gasps* He speaks the truth. He must not be my enemy. *gets up*
Keetongu: THANK YOU! *dusts himself*
Takanuva: NAY! DON'T SPANK ME! HAVE MERCY! MERCY! *falls to his knees*
Keetongu:

Axonn: My brain hurts! Ohhh! Woe is me..

Sidorak: Call me Sid! *poses*

Brutaka: Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, Who's up for pizza at Panrahk's Pizza Palace?
Roodaka: *zooms over and hugs Brutaka* I'd go anyway with yooouu *blink blink* Oh wait. Wrong guy. *lets go of Brutaka and rushes to 'Sid'

Gadunka and Nocturn: I WANT PIZZA!
Makuta: I'll take anchovies on mine, miss! Oh can I add a Root Beer?
Brutaka: We're not even there yet, crazy one!

Takanuva: DON'T CALL ME THAT! *weeps*
Brutaka: Ok, this is weird
Axonn: My brain... oh...

*Everyone gathers in Brutaka's "2010 Muaka Pounder"*

Makuta: I remember when this car was mine.

Brutaka: Oh Hey! We're going to Panrahk's Pizza Palace, right? That's your son's biz! maybe he'll be there!

Makuta: Oh yeah!!! I remember Panrahk!

Gadunka: I don't! *stuffs face*

Takanuva: LET'S SING CHRISTMAS CAROLS!

Makuta: OK! ♫Here we come a-waddling-♫

Axonn: Oh please! It's not even Halloween yet!

Takanuva: Oh.. Then let's sing HALLOWEEN CAROLS!!

Roodaka: I got a new brush! It's solid blue and it was under my seat! KEWL *brushes hair*

Brutaka: HEY! THAT'S MINE! Oop. Tree! *dodges tree*

Axonn: WE'RE HERE!!! *jumps out*

(They all go in)

(Panrahk is standing behind the cash register)

Makuta: SON!
Panrahk: DAD!!! how you been?!
Makuta: Fine thanks! and You?
Panrahk: GREAT! How many?
Makuta: Pardon?
Panrahk:...
Makuta: HEY! Mayhap we can get a discount!
Panrahk: Ah.. no...

[Monasti]

No discounts for you, makuta.

Great job, keep it up!

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

Thanks! New chappy coming tommorow!

[Monasti]

Ok, i can't wait!

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

So sorry I took so long to post this!!! Things came up and I wasn't able to get on the comp!!

Next:

Chapter 11:

Axonn: So wow! Nice place you got here! Oh look! Video Games! Can I play 'em please???

Panrahk: Uh...

Axonn: Why thank you! You know the saying! "Su Casa Es Mi Casa!" That's Latin, you know! *sits down*

Panrahk: Uh...

Brutaka: Actually, it's spanish. And the saying is "Mi Casa Es Su Casa" Spanish for "My House is Your House" I'm very smart, you know!

Panrahk: Heh heh... So, uh, How may I help you?

Makuta: Well, I need a million bucks! *guffaws* oh that was good!

Panrahk: Uh...

Takanuva: Give us the biggest Pizza ya got!

Gadunka: Please, sir, if you will please give us something to eats? I'm mighty hungry!

Nocturn: I second that!

Roodaka: *singing*

Sid: Roodaka! stop, you're embarrassing me!

Roodaka: I beg your pardon, sir! Hmph! *faints*

Sid: Whoa.

Axonn: w00t!!! I WONNED! YES!

Brutaka: GREAT! So, what are we gonna eats?

Hydraxon: Makuta wants anchovies.

Brutaka: Well I don't! Oh it's all so unfair *weeps*

Keetongu: Whoa. Hey! Video games! *runs to the video games*

Panrahk: ARE YOU GONNA ORDER?!!?!?!?

Makuta: OH! right right. Lemme tell you a good one! Knock Knock!

Panrahk: Dad?

Makuta: YOU GOT IT RIGHT!! You're pretty smart! That's why you're my son!

Panrahk: Uh... Are you going to order?

Gadunka: I WILL!!! *blabbers off order*

Panrahk: Very well! It'll be out in ten light years!! *chuckling to himself*

Gadunka: That's a long time! I WON'T COME HERE ANYMORE!

(They all sit down except Axonn and Keetongu who are having too much fun playing a game)

Icarax: What kinda pizza didchu get, huh ,huh?

Makuta: Krill? Shrimp? Anchovies?

Gadunka: No, Pepperoni!!! w00t *wiggles*

Brutaka: What?!?! You are so lame!

Hydraxon: I thought you were-

Brutaka: Oh right.. *weeps*

Makuta: *singing* Oh, I wish I lived in Metru Nui hurrah hurrah

Roodaka: I are hungry...

Sidorak: Calm down, one!

Roodaka: *faints*

(Someone screams and runs from the kitchen screaming, "Fire! Fire!")

Is there a fire? What will happen? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF... Titan Mansion

(Dramatic Music)