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Post by Monasti on Jan 12, 2009 15:33:00 GMT -5
OH YEAH
Chuck norris would have no idea what hit him.
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Post by PREDATOR on Jan 12, 2009 16:26:51 GMT -5
OH YEAH Chuck norris would have no idea what hit him. Monasti is the man!
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Post by Luke on Jan 12, 2009 19:02:49 GMT -5
So it's official, Bruce Lee wins. ;D
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Post by PREDATOR on Jan 12, 2009 19:06:04 GMT -5
So it's official, Bruce Lee wins. ;D Waagwaan dogg
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Post by Panakalego on Jan 12, 2009 23:59:51 GMT -5
He just didn't want to get shot...
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Post by Luke on Jan 13, 2009 0:15:23 GMT -5
Monasti isn't afraid of getting shot. If he really thought Chuck would win he would've voted for him.
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Post by Panakalego on Jan 13, 2009 0:17:41 GMT -5
That shows how much only real fighters like Chuck (J/K). He doesn't fake anything!
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Post by Luke on Jan 13, 2009 0:20:16 GMT -5
He fakes acting in his commercials for the total gym.
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Post by Panakalego on Jan 13, 2009 0:22:19 GMT -5
I must agree with you there. But he probably deleted the actor who was originally going to do it.
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Post by Luke on Jan 13, 2009 0:28:10 GMT -5
Well that's too bad. The other actor probably would've done a much better job.
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Post by Panakalego on Jan 13, 2009 0:38:31 GMT -5
That's why. No one is allowed to be better than Chucky Chung!
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Post by Luke on Jan 13, 2009 0:39:35 GMT -5
Except Bruce Lee.
Hehe.
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Post by Panakalego on Jan 13, 2009 0:45:16 GMT -5
IS THAT GIGGLING?!
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Post by Luke on Jan 13, 2009 0:47:48 GMT -5
Yes it was indeed some form of giggling.
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Post by Panakalego on Jan 13, 2009 0:56:57 GMT -5
It Wuzzie some form of giggling.
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Post by Luke on Jan 13, 2009 1:00:29 GMT -5
That isn't going to work. Chuck Norris would punish you for saying that.
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Post by Panakalego on Jan 13, 2009 1:02:18 GMT -5
No, I'm his fan. Bruce would beat me up. Then he'd get beaten up by Chuck.
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Post by Luke on Jan 13, 2009 1:04:42 GMT -5
Chuck would have the time to beat you up but Bruce has better things to do.
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Post by Monasti on Jan 13, 2009 10:46:30 GMT -5
That shows how much only real fighters like Chuck (J/K). He doesn't fake anything! Real fighters like Chuck? What are you on about. Im a real fighter. I like bruce lee. Sue me.
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Post by PREDATOR on Jan 13, 2009 12:28:02 GMT -5
Below are true facts about Bruce Lee. Before i begin, Chuck Norris was a student of Bruce Lee.
True facts about Bruce Lee: Bruce Lee's phenomenal fitness meant he was capable of preforming many exceptional physical feats. The following list includes some of the physical feats that are documented & supported by reliable sources.
1) Lee's striking speed from three feet with his hand down by his side reached five hundredths of a second.
2) Lee's combat movement were at times too fast to be captured on film at 24 frames per second, So many scenes were shot in 32fps to put in slow motion. Normally martial films are sped up.
3) In a speed demonstration,Lee could snatch a dime off a person's open palm before they could close , and leave a penny behind.
4) Lee would hold an elevated v-sit for 30 minutes or longer.
5) Lee could throw grains of rice up into the air and catch them in mid-flight useing chopsticks.
6) Lee preformed one-hand push-ups using only the thumb and index finger.
7) Lee preformed 50 reps of one-arm chin-ups.
8) Lee could break wooden boards 6 inches (15cm) thick.
8) Lee could cause a 300-lb (136 kg) bag to fly towards and thumb the ceiling with a side kick.
9) Lee preformed a side kick while training with James Coburn and broke a 150-lb (68 kg) punching bag.
10) In a move that has been dubbed "Dragon Flag", Lee could preform leg lifts with only his shoulder blades resting on the edge of a bench and suspend his legs and torso perfectly horizontaly midair.
Credits go to Wikipedia for the info.
Bruce Lee is the Master.
--- PREDATOR
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Post by Monasti on Jan 13, 2009 12:33:21 GMT -5
Below are true facts about Bruce Lee. Before i begin, Chuck Norris was a student of Bruce Lee. True facts about Bruce Lee: Bruce Lee's phenomenal fitness meant he was capable of preforming many exceptional physical feats. The following list includes some of the physical feats that are documented & supported by reliable sources. 1) Lee's striking speed from three feet with his hand down by his side reached five hundredths of a second. 2) Lee's combat movement were at times too fast to be captured on film at 24 frames per second, So many scenes were shot in 32fps to put in slow motion. Normally martial films are sped up. 3) In a speed demonstration,Lee could snatch a dime off a person's open palm before they could close , and leave a penny behind. 4) Lee would hold an elevated [glow=red,2,300]v-sit [/glow]for 30 minutes or longer. 5) Lee could throw grains of rice up into the air and catch them in mid-flight useing chopsticks. 6) Lee preformed one-hand push-ups using only the thumbs and index finger. 7) Lee preformed 50 reps of one-arm chin-ups. 8) Lee could break wooden boards 6 inches (15cm) thick. 8) Lee could cause a 300-lb (136 kg) bag to fly towards and thumb the ceiling with a side kick. 9) Lee preformed a side kick while training with James Coburn and broke a 150-lb (68 kg) punching bag. 10) In a move that has been dubbed "Dragon Flag", Lee could preform leg lifts with only his shoulder blades resting on the edge of a bench and suspend his legs and torso perfectly horizontaly midair. Credits go to Wikipedia for the info. Bruce Lee is the Master. --- PREDATOR BEAT THAT CHUCK NORRIS Oh and Pred, i have highlighted something that you may want to change
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Post by PREDATOR on Jan 13, 2009 12:37:59 GMT -5
Thanks Mon i've edited it now it should be all good now
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Post by Toa Cehk on Jan 13, 2009 12:54:16 GMT -5
Chuck Norris wins, he is immortal XD
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Post by Monasti on Jan 13, 2009 12:56:39 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CEHK YOU IDIOT
JK
WE MUST FIND SOMEONE TO VOTE FOR BRUCE LEE!!!!!!!
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Post by PREDATOR on Jan 13, 2009 12:59:55 GMT -5
Chuck Norris wins, he is immortal XD WWhhaaaaaattt!!! his tied us again!
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Post by Luke on Jan 13, 2009 13:07:04 GMT -5
There's still plenty of active members who haven't voted yet. Someone needs to get them in here.
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Post by Monasti on Jan 13, 2009 14:45:55 GMT -5
And get the to vote for Bruce Lee.
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Post by Panakalego on Jan 13, 2009 15:15:30 GMT -5
Chuck Norris wins, he is immortal XD No lie there. Chuck hasn't died yet, and he's old. Go Chuck!
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Post by PREDATOR on Jan 13, 2009 15:27:17 GMT -5
Chuck Norris wins, he is immortal XD No lie there. Chuck hasn't died yet, and he's old. Go Chuck! It is a lie If he was truely a immortal he would never age & live forever. (Oh i qouted that from HIGHLANDER)
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Post by Panakalego on Jan 13, 2009 15:34:29 GMT -5
But he isn't dead, and he does look younger than he really is.
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