The Ultimate War V: Rise of Inferno

[Biocore]

Jack brought out a shield and took some damage from the fireballs.

"UGH! I'VE HAD IT!"

*epic music plays*
Jack's mobile suit powered up.
-Shining Finger-
"This hand of mine glows with an awesome POWER! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you!
NOW TAKE THIS! ALL OF MY LOVE, ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!
SHINING FINGER!"

Jack's mobile suit blasted forward and destroyed two whole rows of laser cannons.

[Brogen]

***Westronom***
Telfin set down on the field of battle, and then realizing he had just set down onto a field of battle flew back in the air and retreated to the side where humans were incamped.
"Hello?" He asked.
"What are you doing in our war camp?" Someone asked him.
"Um, I just got here, think I can help in your battle or something?" Telfin replied.
"Do you have a shield or spear?" He was asked.
"Well no..." Telfin said.
"Then we can't use you, now run along or you might mess something up."

Telfin walked off toward a city, wondering how their war worked, if it wasn't one taking on many.
***Mars***
Niles was still unconsious.
***Nordarkthan***
Brogen, upon finding the throne room of what once was a king, walked forward to speak with the two queens who now ruled.
"Hello." He said.
"Ah, a feminazi." One queen said, "It was you who freed us from our dreaded male curse."
"Of course..." Brogen said slowly, "I have been sent to take rule of your planet."
"Really?" She replied, "Well of course, you have bested us."
"Good." Brogen said, and upon removing polymorph from himself rebuilt the entire throne room with various spells.
"You're not female." The other queen said.
"Females are weak." Brogen replied, "Only a Toa can even attempt to do anything really great."

[-=Dark Ness=-]

***Nordarkthan***
Queen 1: "A Toa? Whatever the h*** a Toa is, he's not ruling any of us until he turns female." *Smashes a button that activates the emergancy room-feminizing shockwave, sending pink waves of neuro-feminism all across the room* "Also, females? Weak? Explain how a bunch of weaklings bested a civilization with technology a millenia ahead of its time then."

***Feminazi Battlecruiser***
*A distress signal was sent from Nordarkthan to the Feminazi Battlecruiser. Emily picked it up and ordered another two Femina Bombs to be dropped on Nordarkthan.*

***Mars***
*The destruction of the laser turrets via Shining Finger caused a chain-reaction that, in turn, caused Cruiser#13 to explode.*
*As the battle continued, the metal containment dome teleported Niles back to Earth.*
(Capital Building)
O'Donnel: *Watching the chaos outside* "'Stay here,' he says. 'We'll take care of everything!' he says." *Storms into Tank Hangar #18* "Well, I've had it! I'm not going to stand by and watch my people be turned into a bunch of girls!" *Jumps into her personal Manifying Tank and drives outside, blasting blue fireballs at the battlecruisers and any Feminazi allies she can see* "GET OFF MAH PLANET, pink-skinned nazis!"

[Brogen]

***Nordarkthan***
The second the wave started it ended as Brogen cast dispel magic.
"Your internal strife left you blind to attacks from the outside." Brogen replied, "It is my intention to unite this planet, by removing the light side."

"But for now we need to be protected, something is about to happen I aim to prevent." Brogen said, "If you wish to live you'll reverse engineer one of those feminizing guns."
***Mars***
The cruisers from Capricorn finally arrived, and several blasts were fired off, all hitting one of the Feminazi Cruisers.
***Earth***
Niles awoke.

[-=Dark Ness=-]

***Earth***
*Niles found himself armorless and bound in laser chains, pinned to the ceiling and facing downward. At least, that's what it looked like. It also looked like a group of Feminazis was walking on the ceiling along side him. In reality, the lighting for the room came from the floor. He was pinned to the ground.*
*...he was also in pink clothing, and had long, blonde hair.*

***Nordarkthan***
Queen 2: "What would that 'something' be, 'Toa?' The death of our race because there aren't any males to mate with? You males are so naive, thinking there's only one way to reproduce." *Notices the blueprints to a simple cloning machine in Brogen's occupancy* "Weren't you handed the solution to that problem right there?"

***Feminazi Battlecruiser***
*The Femina Bombs, missing, could not be fired at Nordarkthan. The distress call was nullified anyway. The cruiser continued to Westronom.*

***Mars***
*O'Donnel continued firing blue fireballs like a mad woman. The attention of the battlecruisers turned to those of Capricorn after they were hit by them. They engaged the new reinforcements in battle. Both pink and blue lasers flew all across the sky.*
*The pink lasers from the sky kept raining upon Mars and feminizing its people. Someone really ought to do something about that.*

[Brogen]

***Nordarkthan***
"Cloning creates, problems." Brogen said, "I myself am evidence of that. The more people are cloned the more genetic defects occur and it leads to the eventual downfall of the species. While I have not seen it happen, my mask has."
Brogen took a few steps, and looked back at Queen number two and analyzed her, he then took out his sword and pointed it at her.
-Polymorph-
Queen #2 became male again, and Brogen lowered his sword.
"Tell your wife the truth man." Brogen told the king.
***Earth***
Niles looked around a bit, and wondered what had happened.
***Westronom***
Telfin walked a bit more, and turned around to watch the battle.

[-=Dark Ness=-]

***Nordarkthan***
"King": *Turns to the Queen* "You wanna know what the truth is?! I'll TELL you what is. The truth is-" *Is interrupted by the Queen pulling out a feminizing ray and shooting it at him, reverting him back to being female* "The truth is that I never should have married you in the first place!"
Queen 1: "Wait, what the h***?!"
Queen 2: *Laughs* "Just kidding. Nothing really to say."
Queen 1: "Ah, good. (Sigh) You had me worried. I thought your mind had screwed up permanently!"
Queen 2: "Apparently not. Things happen when you're switching genders all day."
Queen 1: "Huh." *Turns back to Brogen* "The way you think of cloning is not the same way that we think of it. From the tone of your voice, it just sounds like you've been doing it wrong."
*The first queen walked up to Brogen and pulled the blue prints from him. She then slapped them onto a table and unfolded them.*
Queen 1: "If you read it carefully, you would find that cloning in this fashion works just like normal mating between males and females, and it gives you the same results! Unless you can convince me to follow a different plan, I'd suggest you take a hike before somebody finds and kills you."

***Earth***
*One of the Feminazis looked down at Niles. Her name was Amanda.*
Amanda: "So, Samantha, you're telling me that this was once the leader of TRATDF?"
Samantha: *Also looking down at Niles* "Um, yeah. Looks like it. Why?"
Amanda: "To think such a leader could die like this... it's hard to imagine!"
Samantha: "It's 'cause she's a girl now, isn't it?"
Amanda: "Yep. She'd be dead in an instant if she was male."
Samantha: "Well, we'll leave you to deal with the new girl. Come, ladies!"
*Every Feminazi except for Amanda left the room in an orderly fashion. Amanda knelt down to the side of Niles.*
Amanda: "You miss your friends, don't you?"

[Brogen]

***Nordarkthan***
Brogen suddenly felt very tired. He had cast so many spells in the last few hours, it began to drain him.
"I'm sorry I have to do this." He said, grabbing Queen 1 by the throat and lifting her into the air.
"You need to listen to me." Brogen said, "I really don't want to destroy this planet. Your invention will stagnate. It is the male mind which devised most of the inventions used by your planet. I know, I've watched. If you do not succumb to reason."
He sighed and shook his head, throwing her to the ground.
***Earth***
Niles remained quiet, as he surveyed the room, the restraints on his body and the forced changes. He flexed his muscles, testing the restraints.
Upon realizing he could not break them he waited.

[-=Dark Ness=-]

***Earth***
Amanda: *Waves her hand in front of Niles' face* "Hello? I asked you if you missed your friends."

***Nordarkthan***
Queen 2: "[tenyearoldbrat]Well, duh![/tenyearoldbrat] Of course most of the inventions were of male origin!"
Queen 1: *Clears her throat, standing up* "That's because there were actually filthy males on the planet before it was cured of them by the outside power that saved us!"
Queen 2: "All we asked for is a convincing argument that'll change our minds. You don't seem to be doing a very good job of that, though."
Queen 1: "Say, I think someone built that cloning machine already." *Goes to fetch it, and comes back with it a minute later, handing it to Brogen after putting her own DNA in it* "Here- show us how this'll fail and we'll consider changing our minds."

[Brogen]

***Nordarkthan****
Brogen looked at the machine, and saw a flaw, multiple sources of DNA could be put in, from multiple species.
"Multiple sources of DNA can be accepted by this machine." Brogen said, "If perhaps you had a piece of animal hair, or even a dustmite got in when you inserted your DNA the clone could be a horrible mutant, and if you're so worried, even male."
He took the time to put a bit of his own DNA in.
"Watch what happens here."
***Earth***
Niles looked up at Amanda, annoyed by her annoyingness.

[-=Dark Ness=-]

***Nordarkthan***
*The cloning machine did its work, and out popped a new being: half toa, half queen of Nordarkthan*
Queen 1: "Aww, she's so cute! I think I'll call her 'SanSan!'"
SanSan: Who ARE these people?
Queen 2: "Multiple DNA acceptances, you say?" *Examines the blue prints* "Why didn't you point that out earlier?" *To Queen 1* "Dear, I'm going to help update the cloning machine to fix its flaws. Is that OK with you?"
Queen 1: "Yeah, have fun!" *To Brogen* "Seriously, isn't SanSan the most adorable creation you've ever seen?!"
SanSan: "Umm, hi, I guess."

***Earth***
Amanda: "Huh, you don't look so good. Here, have something to drink." *Sets a bottle of water next to Niles, then backs away and loosens the restraints on his left arm* "Been having rough battles lately?"

[Brogen]

***Nordarkthan***
"You are going to die in about one month if you do not get a mask by then." Brogen told 'SanSan', "But don't worry, your father will find one."
"Also, I think I'm just going to blow up your planet. You people just don't listen to reason."
***Earth***
Niles tested the restraint and pulled his arm up, and grabbed the water. He threw it at Amanda.
"I will never be one of you." He said.

[-=Dark Ness=-]

***Nordarkthan***
Queen 1: *Hugs SanSan* "Yeah, you'll be fine. Don't worry." *To Brogen* "Say, if you're just going to kill us, and even if you're right about the whole stagnating thing, wouldn't it be easier to just leave? It'd be less work to do, and both sides win."

***Earth***
Amanda: *Catches the bottle* "Huh? What're you talking about? I just offered you some water. Do you want me to be hostile?" Seriously. I'm trying to help you without the others overhearing me.

[Rekky]

OOC: Aegis! HAVE BLASTCAGE TAKE THE FRIGGIN' CAPSULE. XP

[Ngakunui]

Gakurak grew tired of waiting for Rekky to find the computer override, and located it himself. He then started typing some stuff onto it, and rerouted all systems control to the bridge. "Right. Now to discuss what to do with this thing..." Gakurak told Rekky.

[Rekky]

"Well, can we burn the panel?"

[Brogen]

***Earth***
"Wait..." Niles thought for a second, "That makes sense. I've interrogated many, many times and I assumed you were taking the good cop approach, to try and get me to trust you."
"Why are you trying to help me anyway?"
***Nordarkthan***
"Let me think it over." Brogen said, "But may I stay the night? I really need some sleep."

[-=Dark Ness=-]

***Nordarkthan***
*A pink bed opened up from the floor.*
Queen 1: "Fall on that. It should put you right to sleep."

***Earth***
Amanda: "Good cop approach? Interrogation? I'm just asking random questions."
*Amanda went and looked outside the room to see if any Feminazis were right next to it. She then walked back to Niles and began whispering to him in his ear.*
Amanda: "Listen very carefully. I'm really an undercover TRATDF agent that somehow avoided the mental aspect of Emily's greatest feminizer. If you just follow my instructions, I can help you get the h*** out of here and to a safe place- most likely Mars." *Loosens Niles' arm restraints even more, then sets the bottled water back next to him* "Now, hurry up and drink that. It's just normal water."

[Brogen]

***Earth***
Niles drank the water, and pulled his arms out of the restraints.
"We could both get out of here you know." Niles said, "I'm sure of it, we just have to get to Colorado."
***Nordarkthan***
Brogen fell onto the bed, asleep before he hit the ground.
***Mars***
The ships from Capricorn were busy destroying the Feminazi cruisers.

[-=Dark Ness=-]

***Mars***
*...and the Feminazi Battlecruisers were busy massacring the Capricorn ships, the pink lasers STILL RAINING ON MARS AND FEMINIZING THE CRAP OUT OF IT.*

***Nordarkthan***
Queen 1: *Nudges Queen 2 after her return* "You think we should kill him in his sleep?"
Queen 2: "Nah. He's fine as he is- unconscious from the perfumes that were released by him falling on the bed."
Queen 1: "You installed knock out gas?!"
Queen 2: "No, a stupid employee of mine did. I just forgot to remove it."

***Earth***
Amanda: "Colorado? We're in Germany, but I'm sure we can find a teleporter that'll take us there. Hopefully you're not thinking of finding your old technology to use to get back to Mars. It's all been feminized and password protected, I'm sure." *Pulls out some laser hand-cuffs after releasing Niles completely* D*** shame I don't have a manifying ray to fix this poor kid up. "Here, put your hands behind your back."

[Brogen]

***Earth***
"There are some things I know will still work." Niles said, "And wouldn't have been touched."
He put his hands behind his back.

[-=Dark Ness=-]

***Earth***
Amanda: "I dunno... the shockwave went all the way through the earth until its core turned pink." *Cuffs Niles* "If you ask me, your best hope is to hijack some Feminazi tech and work from that." *Opens the room's door* "Now follow me."

[Biocore]

OOC: Too many posts ><

IC: Jack unleashed an emp emitter, and began shutting down the remaining cannons.
-Fixit-
Jack put his helmet on and jumped into a cannon, using scrap parts to begin modifying the cannon to shoot "manifying" rays, although he thought maybe he could change it so the men would be slightly more to the women's liking and the women would be less feminine. No need for more war when both parties can be happy, right?

(alteration done next post.)

[Brogen]

***Earth***
Niles followed Amanda.

[Ngakunui]

"I'm refferring to the ship." Explained Gakurak."I've rerouted all system controls to the bridge by using this terminal. All we need to do now is figure out what to do with this ship."

[Rekky]

*burns panel*
"Well, we could always sell this in the black market. But if you disagree, I suppose my only suggestion is to take over the ship and start a campaign."

[Ngakunui]

"Speaking of violence, you gave me an idea. And we might get payed more. I've heard rumors there's a battle going on over Mars. If we were to enter the battle there, and actually do something useful, they might pay us. Oh, and we get to blow stuff up."

[Rekky]

"Fine, I have to take a break anyway."

[Ngakunui]

Gakurak walked over to the ship's helm, laid in a course for Mars, and increased the engines' speeds to full capacity. "I'll have to ask that you not be entirely idle during the battle. This isn't going to be easy."

[-=Dark Ness=-]

***Mars***
*The EMP shockwave shut down 14 out of the 50 feminizer satellites orbiting the planet. The others continued to rain feminism on Mars.*
*The 10 Battlecruisers that were left continued massacring the Capricorn ships that were swarming into the planet's atmosphere.*

***Earth***
(Feminazi HQ)
*Amanda walked Niles in cuffs down the halls, telling other Feminazis that she was taking him to a place specified by Emily Gates. She lead him to the teleporter, uncuffed him, and teleported the two of them to Niles' TRATDF HQ in Colorado.*
(TRATDF HQ, Colorado)
*Amanda and Niles stepped outside into the desolate wasteland formerly known as the TRATDF HQ. Amanda pointed Niles to a Feminazi jet fighter nearby.*
Amanda: "There's one over there. I'll have to input the password, though."