The Random Adventures of MoD: Final Season
Jan 1, 2008 2:36:34 GMT -5
Post by -=Dark Ness=- on Jan 1, 2008 2:36:34 GMT -5
Well, Rapi told you I'd be resuming work on the Random Adventures of MoD at the end of my Christmas Tale on this day, so lo and behold: the first of the final ten chapters!
You can find the first 20 here.
(Note to all who offend easily: Stay here and be desensitized. >=D)
Chapter 21: A Little Pest Control
Do you mind if I take a quick look around your house? I’m afraid you may have hippies.
~Cartman, “Die, Hippie, Die”
(BEFORE THE EPISODE BEGINS… Veno Galius would like to remind you all that no actual hippies were harmed, insulted, or irritated by Slayer during the making of this chapter.)
*Cut to inside the house of Vahiki, the Toa of Time, in all its random goldness*
Vahiki: *Working on his Stargate invention* Gah, this thing’ll take forever to build! I should’ve bought these tools from the Store Down the Lane instead of the Market Next Door… which reminds me. I should probably deal with those Kids Next Door soon, or else they’ll have this place swarmed with toys or something. *Hears the doorbell ring and sighs* This better be good… *Goes to the door and opens it* …hello?
?????: Good day to you, Vahiki.
Vahiki: O_o Aegis? What’re you doing here? It’s been a while and all, but what’re you here for?
Aegis: Well, Maku and the others have convinced me to do some community service for the neighborhoods.
Vahiki: O… K.
Aegis: So yeah. I chose to rid the place of parasites, namely hippies.
Vahiki: …hippies? I’m not sure hippies really “parasites,” so to speak.
Aegis: Oh, they’re parasites, alright. Trust me. Crappy oldies music, too much drug usage, not enough money… and all they do is complain about the government and never do anything about it.
Vahiki: …and…
Aegis: The point is they don’t belong in our neighborhood. I mean, I’m socialist and all, but come on. At least TRY to take down the “evil corporations” or something.
Vahiki: *Looking over Aegis* Well, you do have a point, but I’m pretty sure that there’s an easier way to get rid of hippies than by spraying a flamethrower on them.
Aegis: *Hides his flamethrower with a shifty-eyed face* Flamethrower? Something easier? Care to prove that?
Vahiki: *Rolls his eyes* Ask the other guys. They can think of something. *Closes his door*
Aegis: *Long pause* …the flamethrower was VENO’S idea, not mine! *Walks away*
*Cut to Aegis’ house, with the cast from Chapter 20 inside playing Guitar Hero 3 (Except for Aegis, who is just walking inside)*
Veno: *Screws up on “Raining Blood” while turning to Aegis* Back already?! …D***it, I messed up ‘cause of you.
Aegis: Bah, shut up. That song sucks anyway.
KL: *Headpalm* Guys, don’t start an argument this soon.
Phil: Right. How’d you get back so quick?
Aegis: Oh yeah. Veno, your flamethrower idea fails. *Notices Veno restarting “Raining Blood” instead of listening to him* Yeah, that’s it. Ignore me. Go back to your death metal for all I care. *Pokes Rapi* Could you get his attention, Rapi?
Rapi: I could, but why would I want to?
Aegis: ‘cause you should do something to make up for your lack of work around here, and because Veno’s too glued to “Raining Fail” at the moment to listen to me.
Rapi: Hmm. *Looks over Veno* Maybe we should leave him alone ‘til he’s done.
Aegis: *Sigh* Alright. He should get the message at some ti- where’d Biocore, Bepura, Maku, Brogen, Dai, and Imatron go?
KL: *Looks around* …good questio- oh yeah, they went back to the hospital to pick up more medicine for Imatron and Dai. I’m not exactly sure it’s working. *Hears something outside* What was that?
Phil: lolwut *Long pause* No, seriously. What was what?
KL: I thought I heard some thuds against the window. (*THUD*) There it is again! Tell me you didn’t hear that.
Aegis: I didn’t hear it. *Gets a boot thrown at his head* OW! D***it, Rapi! Fine, I’ll go see what’s outside.
*Cut to outside of Aegis’ house, which is surrounded by a group of green or brown Matoran with acoustic guitars and tie-dye T-Shirts smacking on the walls*
Aegis: *Walks outside and eyes the Matoran* Oh great. Guys, we have hippies. *Pulls out his flamethrower*
Matoran (whom I will call “Bob”): Hey, man! What’s with the angry music coming from this place?!
Aegis: Look, you want “Raining Fail” turned off? Come inside and turn it off yourself!
Bob: No way. It’s your music. YOU turn it off!
Aegis: …you wanna come inside and see why I can’t turn it off?
Bob: Fine. Give me some earplugs first.
Aegis: No. We’re all out.
Bob: …
Aegis: …
Bob: …Let’s leave this place. Too many anger drivers. *Leaves with the rest of the hippies*
Aegis: *Chases off the hippies faster with his flamethrower* AND DON’T COME BACK UNTIL YOU AREN’T HIPPIES. *Sighs* Woah, this thing works pretty well, actually. What the h***’s Vahiki thinking?
*Back inside Aegis’ house*
Phil: Well, since I need more than two lines in this chapter… I wonder if he’s having fun out there.
Rapi: Probably. I heard him scream “DIE YOU HIPPIES” a few seconds ago.
Phil: Yep. He’s having fun.
Aegis: *Comes back inside* Hey! Veno! Hurry up!
(One minute later)
Veno: *Finishes* Oh yeah! Full-combo’d! Screw you all! *Turns to Aegis* So whaddaya want?
Aegis: I was gonna say your flamethrower idea sucked, but it actually works pretty well.
Veno: So nothing then? You waited all this time to get my attention for zilch?
Aegis: No. Just to tell you that we have a new weapon against the hippies.
Veno: Cool! What is it?
Aegis: *Points to the TV* Death metal.
Rapi: O_o That scared off the hippies?
Aegis: Apparently. We might need it, too, ‘cause the hippies’ll probably be swarming the city with all sorts of crap to take down everything that’ll keep them away- which includes your beloved metal, Veno.
Veno: …
Aegis: So… what now?
Veno: We start a metal band. =D
Aegis: *Triple headpalm* Oh, come on, not THIS again. Wait a minute, how’d I do that?
Phil: Do what?
Aegis: I did a triple headpalm. How the @%#$ is that possible?
Rapi: Screwing the rules because you’re a balancer?
Aegis: Probably. I dunno- where’s Veno? *Pause* …and where the h***’d YOU go, Rapi?! Geez, this better not end up like the last time Veno attempted this.
Another Author's Note: To all who pity the hippies at this moment... please salute their courage.
You can find the first 20 here.
(Note to all who offend easily: Stay here and be desensitized. >=D)
Chapter 21: A Little Pest Control
Do you mind if I take a quick look around your house? I’m afraid you may have hippies.
~Cartman, “Die, Hippie, Die”
(BEFORE THE EPISODE BEGINS… Veno Galius would like to remind you all that no actual hippies were harmed, insulted, or irritated by Slayer during the making of this chapter.)
*Cut to inside the house of Vahiki, the Toa of Time, in all its random goldness*
Vahiki: *Working on his Stargate invention* Gah, this thing’ll take forever to build! I should’ve bought these tools from the Store Down the Lane instead of the Market Next Door… which reminds me. I should probably deal with those Kids Next Door soon, or else they’ll have this place swarmed with toys or something. *Hears the doorbell ring and sighs* This better be good… *Goes to the door and opens it* …hello?
?????: Good day to you, Vahiki.
Vahiki: O_o Aegis? What’re you doing here? It’s been a while and all, but what’re you here for?
Aegis: Well, Maku and the others have convinced me to do some community service for the neighborhoods.
Vahiki: O… K.
Aegis: So yeah. I chose to rid the place of parasites, namely hippies.
Vahiki: …hippies? I’m not sure hippies really “parasites,” so to speak.
Aegis: Oh, they’re parasites, alright. Trust me. Crappy oldies music, too much drug usage, not enough money… and all they do is complain about the government and never do anything about it.
Vahiki: …and…
Aegis: The point is they don’t belong in our neighborhood. I mean, I’m socialist and all, but come on. At least TRY to take down the “evil corporations” or something.
Vahiki: *Looking over Aegis* Well, you do have a point, but I’m pretty sure that there’s an easier way to get rid of hippies than by spraying a flamethrower on them.
Aegis: *Hides his flamethrower with a shifty-eyed face* Flamethrower? Something easier? Care to prove that?
Vahiki: *Rolls his eyes* Ask the other guys. They can think of something. *Closes his door*
Aegis: *Long pause* …the flamethrower was VENO’S idea, not mine! *Walks away*
*Cut to Aegis’ house, with the cast from Chapter 20 inside playing Guitar Hero 3 (Except for Aegis, who is just walking inside)*
Veno: *Screws up on “Raining Blood” while turning to Aegis* Back already?! …D***it, I messed up ‘cause of you.
Aegis: Bah, shut up. That song sucks anyway.
KL: *Headpalm* Guys, don’t start an argument this soon.
Phil: Right. How’d you get back so quick?
Aegis: Oh yeah. Veno, your flamethrower idea fails. *Notices Veno restarting “Raining Blood” instead of listening to him* Yeah, that’s it. Ignore me. Go back to your death metal for all I care. *Pokes Rapi* Could you get his attention, Rapi?
Rapi: I could, but why would I want to?
Aegis: ‘cause you should do something to make up for your lack of work around here, and because Veno’s too glued to “Raining Fail” at the moment to listen to me.
Rapi: Hmm. *Looks over Veno* Maybe we should leave him alone ‘til he’s done.
Aegis: *Sigh* Alright. He should get the message at some ti- where’d Biocore, Bepura, Maku, Brogen, Dai, and Imatron go?
KL: *Looks around* …good questio- oh yeah, they went back to the hospital to pick up more medicine for Imatron and Dai. I’m not exactly sure it’s working. *Hears something outside* What was that?
Phil: lolwut *Long pause* No, seriously. What was what?
KL: I thought I heard some thuds against the window. (*THUD*) There it is again! Tell me you didn’t hear that.
Aegis: I didn’t hear it. *Gets a boot thrown at his head* OW! D***it, Rapi! Fine, I’ll go see what’s outside.
*Cut to outside of Aegis’ house, which is surrounded by a group of green or brown Matoran with acoustic guitars and tie-dye T-Shirts smacking on the walls*
Aegis: *Walks outside and eyes the Matoran* Oh great. Guys, we have hippies. *Pulls out his flamethrower*
Matoran (whom I will call “Bob”): Hey, man! What’s with the angry music coming from this place?!
Aegis: Look, you want “Raining Fail” turned off? Come inside and turn it off yourself!
Bob: No way. It’s your music. YOU turn it off!
Aegis: …you wanna come inside and see why I can’t turn it off?
Bob: Fine. Give me some earplugs first.
Aegis: No. We’re all out.
Bob: …
Aegis: …
Bob: …Let’s leave this place. Too many anger drivers. *Leaves with the rest of the hippies*
Aegis: *Chases off the hippies faster with his flamethrower* AND DON’T COME BACK UNTIL YOU AREN’T HIPPIES. *Sighs* Woah, this thing works pretty well, actually. What the h***’s Vahiki thinking?
*Back inside Aegis’ house*
Phil: Well, since I need more than two lines in this chapter… I wonder if he’s having fun out there.
Rapi: Probably. I heard him scream “DIE YOU HIPPIES” a few seconds ago.
Phil: Yep. He’s having fun.
Aegis: *Comes back inside* Hey! Veno! Hurry up!
(One minute later)
Veno: *Finishes* Oh yeah! Full-combo’d! Screw you all! *Turns to Aegis* So whaddaya want?
Aegis: I was gonna say your flamethrower idea sucked, but it actually works pretty well.
Veno: So nothing then? You waited all this time to get my attention for zilch?
Aegis: No. Just to tell you that we have a new weapon against the hippies.
Veno: Cool! What is it?
Aegis: *Points to the TV* Death metal.
Rapi: O_o That scared off the hippies?
Aegis: Apparently. We might need it, too, ‘cause the hippies’ll probably be swarming the city with all sorts of crap to take down everything that’ll keep them away- which includes your beloved metal, Veno.
Veno: …
Aegis: So… what now?
Veno: We start a metal band. =D
Aegis: *Triple headpalm* Oh, come on, not THIS again. Wait a minute, how’d I do that?
Phil: Do what?
Aegis: I did a triple headpalm. How the @%#$ is that possible?
Rapi: Screwing the rules because you’re a balancer?
Aegis: Probably. I dunno- where’s Veno? *Pause* …and where the h***’d YOU go, Rapi?! Geez, this better not end up like the last time Veno attempted this.
Another Author's Note: To all who pity the hippies at this moment... please salute their courage.
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