«The Matoran In Space» -A comedy by Terakk-
Oct 18, 2008 10:08:38 GMT -5
Post by Terakk on Oct 18, 2008 10:08:38 GMT -5
Hello everyone, and welcome to my latest comedy, The Matoran In Space!:
Starring:
Main:
Matoro
Macku
Hewkii
Nuparu
Takua
Jaller
Kongu
Hahli
The eight matoran, Matoro, Hewkii, Maku, Nuparu, Takua, Jaller, Kongu, and Hahli have unexpectedly
come to find an abandoned craft somewhere in Kini-Nui, where they were sightseeing.
Macku: What is it?
Takua: Well, isn’t it obvious, it’s a----- it’s---- uhh...
Kongu: You really don’t know, do you?
Nuparu: *leans against side of the strange craft*
*Snap! A door pops out out.
All the matoran: OOhhh!!!
Nuparu: Let’s go in!
Kongu: But.. it’s dark in there.....
Jaller: And I have to go home now... it’s getting dark!
Nuparu: It’s noon.
Kongu: It’s practically the middle of the night!
Nuparu drags the two matoran inside and the others follow.
Hahli: Hey, there’s a big button in the middle of the control panel!
Jaller: Nobody even think of touching it. I’m leaving!
Nuparu: Oh no you’re not!
Hewkii: Shiny! It’s so: bright and.... *runs over to button*
Hahli: No, Hewkii, dont’t----
Hewkii: I must push it! The suspense is killing me!
Hahli No! *tries to drag Hewkii away*
Hewkii: Must... push... BUTTON.....
Hewkii struggles free and pushes the shiny silver button and lights on the control panel begin flashing.
Matoro: Do you realize what you could have done to us??? We----
*whhhhhoooossshhh!!!!*The craft takes off into the sky
Kongu: Weeeee.... This is fun!!!
Nuparu: *faints*
Hewkii: Accidents happen!
The matoran tackle Jaller to the ground.
Ship is heading right towards Mount Ihu
Kongu runs to the controls and pushes every button and pulls every lever on the aircraft.
Takua: The ship is shooting towards the sky!
Nuparu: *screams like a girl until he loses his voice*
Kongu: OOOPPPSS!! *Grins stupidly*
Nuparu: I’M GONNA SLAP THAT NASTY THING YOU CALL A FACE!!!
Kongu: At least I have a face! *slips out of the room into the storage compartment*
*squish splash soossh splat squirt*
Kongu: EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S FULL OF KRAATA AND ITS ALL--*CRASH*
Kongu: *Stumbles out of storage room covered with drooling kraata*
*All the Matoran scream*
Takua: It’s a monster!!!!!!!
Kongu (cant talk properly covered with kraata):NMO! IPHHTTHH ME, KPONDGOOO!!!
Macku: KPONDGOO!!!
Nuparu: IT TALKS!!!!! AAAHHH!!!!
*Kraata fall off*
Jaller: Kongu!!!
Hahli: *Smacks Kongu with a hammer to get him “uninfected”
*matoran put their hands in plastic bags and pick up all the dying kraata and throw them outside*
Macku: *Looks out the window drooling* We’re in SPACE!!!
Hewkii: Watch out!!! *Runs to the cockpit and starts pushing random buttons*
*cockpit window turns red* *CRASSHHHHH!!!*
Hewkii: Eww... who did we crash into this time?
Jaller: You moron! That was the RED STAR!!!!
Hewkii: Oooops. *gets back to the controls and crashes into random Spirit Stars*
Hewkii: This is fun!
Jaller: Now look what you’ve done! You just killed half the Toa back on Mata-Nui!!!!!
Hewkii: I guess I had better apologize to them, huh?
Jaller: *Runs to a corner and starts crying* WHYY?! WHYYY?! WHYYYY?
?!?!?!
Macku: I’m hungryy!!!!!!!!
Hahli: Me too!!!
Nuparu: They’re getting out of control!
Hewkii: *promptly takes out his life supply of mayonnaise and starts popping off the lids and desperately pouring it into his mouth*
*Matoran run to him and try to eat all of it*
The Matoran’s ship explodes and the matoran start floating around.
Takua: Hey, there’s Mata Nui!
Nuparu: It’s coming at us a bzillon miles a second!
SPLASH!!!
Matoran crash-land in Ga-Koro and become unconscious. They wake up two days later piled in Nokama’s
hut.
Nokama: These beings look strangely like us!
Matoro: BEIINGSS?!?!? YOU’RE GONNA CALL ME THAT, YOU LITTLE TARAKAVA BAIT!
*slaps Nokama’s face. mask flies off. little happy matoran finds mask. feeds mask to a takea shark*
Happy matoran: hope that makes you happyyy, cute wittle sharkyy!!! *claps hands*
Nokama *chases matoran*
Macku: Well, that was enough excitement for now. *matoran start walking home*
Next morning Hahli wakes up with infected matoran crowding her room. Hahli goes outside and its raining kraata.
Macku(not infected): I’m gonna go catch raindrops on my tongue! weee!! *runs outside happily*
*silence*
*spine chilling scream*
~Terakk
Starring:
Main:
Matoro
Macku
Hewkii
Nuparu
Takua
Jaller
Kongu
Hahli
The eight matoran, Matoro, Hewkii, Maku, Nuparu, Takua, Jaller, Kongu, and Hahli have unexpectedly
come to find an abandoned craft somewhere in Kini-Nui, where they were sightseeing.
Macku: What is it?
Takua: Well, isn’t it obvious, it’s a----- it’s---- uhh...
Kongu: You really don’t know, do you?
Nuparu: *leans against side of the strange craft*
*Snap! A door pops out out.
All the matoran: OOhhh!!!
Nuparu: Let’s go in!
Kongu: But.. it’s dark in there.....
Jaller: And I have to go home now... it’s getting dark!
Nuparu: It’s noon.
Kongu: It’s practically the middle of the night!
Nuparu drags the two matoran inside and the others follow.
Hahli: Hey, there’s a big button in the middle of the control panel!
Jaller: Nobody even think of touching it. I’m leaving!
Nuparu: Oh no you’re not!
Hewkii: Shiny! It’s so: bright and.... *runs over to button*
Hahli: No, Hewkii, dont’t----
Hewkii: I must push it! The suspense is killing me!
Hahli No! *tries to drag Hewkii away*
Hewkii: Must... push... BUTTON.....
Hewkii struggles free and pushes the shiny silver button and lights on the control panel begin flashing.
Matoro: Do you realize what you could have done to us??? We----
*whhhhhoooossshhh!!!!*The craft takes off into the sky
Kongu: Weeeee.... This is fun!!!
Nuparu: *faints*
Hewkii: Accidents happen!
The matoran tackle Jaller to the ground.
Ship is heading right towards Mount Ihu
Kongu runs to the controls and pushes every button and pulls every lever on the aircraft.
Takua: The ship is shooting towards the sky!
Nuparu: *screams like a girl until he loses his voice*
Kongu: OOOPPPSS!! *Grins stupidly*
Nuparu: I’M GONNA SLAP THAT NASTY THING YOU CALL A FACE!!!
Kongu: At least I have a face! *slips out of the room into the storage compartment*
*squish splash soossh splat squirt*
Kongu: EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S FULL OF KRAATA AND ITS ALL--*CRASH*
Kongu: *Stumbles out of storage room covered with drooling kraata*
*All the Matoran scream*
Takua: It’s a monster!!!!!!!
Kongu (cant talk properly covered with kraata):NMO! IPHHTTHH ME, KPONDGOOO!!!
Macku: KPONDGOO!!!
Nuparu: IT TALKS!!!!! AAAHHH!!!!
*Kraata fall off*
Jaller: Kongu!!!
Hahli: *Smacks Kongu with a hammer to get him “uninfected”
*matoran put their hands in plastic bags and pick up all the dying kraata and throw them outside*
Macku: *Looks out the window drooling* We’re in SPACE!!!
Hewkii: Watch out!!! *Runs to the cockpit and starts pushing random buttons*
*cockpit window turns red* *CRASSHHHHH!!!*
Hewkii: Eww... who did we crash into this time?
Jaller: You moron! That was the RED STAR!!!!
Hewkii: Oooops. *gets back to the controls and crashes into random Spirit Stars*
Hewkii: This is fun!
Jaller: Now look what you’ve done! You just killed half the Toa back on Mata-Nui!!!!!
Hewkii: I guess I had better apologize to them, huh?
Jaller: *Runs to a corner and starts crying* WHYY?! WHYYY?! WHYYYY?
?!?!?!Macku: I’m hungryy!!!!!!!!
Hahli: Me too!!!
Nuparu: They’re getting out of control!
Hewkii: *promptly takes out his life supply of mayonnaise and starts popping off the lids and desperately pouring it into his mouth*
*Matoran run to him and try to eat all of it*
The Matoran’s ship explodes and the matoran start floating around.
Takua: Hey, there’s Mata Nui!
Nuparu: It’s coming at us a bzillon miles a second!
SPLASH!!!
Matoran crash-land in Ga-Koro and become unconscious. They wake up two days later piled in Nokama’s
hut.
Nokama: These beings look strangely like us!
Matoro: BEIINGSS?!?!? YOU’RE GONNA CALL ME THAT, YOU LITTLE TARAKAVA BAIT!
*slaps Nokama’s face. mask flies off. little happy matoran finds mask. feeds mask to a takea shark*
Happy matoran: hope that makes you happyyy, cute wittle sharkyy!!! *claps hands*
Nokama *chases matoran*
Macku: Well, that was enough excitement for now. *matoran start walking home*
Next morning Hahli wakes up with infected matoran crowding her room. Hahli goes outside and its raining kraata.
Macku(not infected): I’m gonna go catch raindrops on my tongue! weee!! *runs outside happily*
*silence*
*spine chilling scream*
~Terakk
