The Sea Of Wackness.. The Comedy..

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

[glow=blue,2,300]Intro:[/glow]

Bob: Phew... I wish this Hygrumpa would hurry up... HURRY UP, YOU HYGRUMPAS

Hygrumpa 1: *Glances at Bob and goes back to working the fields*

Bob: *Sigh* And 'Happy Hour' is about to finish.. And after that... it's not safe to be out here.

Kalmah: Psst. Hey kid!

Bob: Huh? Who in Mata Nui is there?

Kalmah: Me! .....Or is it I?

Bob: And? What do you want?

Kalmah: Get closer. I can't move. And I want to eat you.

Bob: Why.. can't you move?

Kalmah: Too fat. My tentacles can't reach that far.

Bob: See you later, my fine..red... whatever-you-are! *Pushes Kalmah off the cliff*

(Kalmah rolls away)

Bob: *Rolls eyes* Idiots, these days. They grow faster than these Oxygen Weed.. things.

[*Tahu_Nuva_Ninja*]

(Defilak walks into Council Room, walks up to the little... stand he...well, stands on)

Defilak: SHUT DOWN!

(Matoran look up from newspapers, Nintendos and playing checkers.)

Defilak: No, wait... that wasn't in the script...

Matoran: *sigh*

(Far, Far, Away in the ocean)

(Squid swims up to Kalmah, Kalmah reaches out tentacle in order to feed the info from the squid, to himself)

Kalmah: Ow.

Squid: ?

Kalmah: Come closer... I can't move.

Squid: ! HMPH! *Swims away*

Kalmah: No!! Come back!! Come.. baaaaccckkk *cries*

Takadox: Always so sentimental,right, Kalmah?

Carapar: Take out senti and leave mental. Haha! I'm so uhm.. what's the word.

Takadox: Funny, dumbo

Carapar: HEY I REMEMBER HIM! Isn't he the cute lil' elephant guy?

Kalmah: YEAH! HE'S SOOOO CUTE!

Carapar: Oh, yeah, but that's when I was so young and so uncool. Now I hate those lil' creep movies.

Kalmah: *cries*

Takadox:

(A noise sounds in the distance, followed by a cough and a sneeze)

Pridak: oOoOOOOOH! Help me, young ones! *bites his apple*

Ehlek: Someone help him. *Roll eyes*

Pridak: -_-

Takadox: OHHH MASTER! *falls at Pridak's feet and helps him into the cave* It's best to humor lunatics.

Pridak: I HEARD THAT! Ohhh... *plops into the floor.* OWWWEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *hops back up*

Mantax: *coming out of the ground where Pridak just jumped up from* HEY WATCH WHERE YOU SIT!

Pridak:

Mantax: Yeesh. *His pet Fire Drone comes to him and bites Pridak's foot*

Pridak: Owweeee..

Mantax:

Ehlek: Aw. This is lame. I'm gonna go out and kill Matoran for fun. Come Eerie Eels. *Swims away with his army of eels to attack Mahri Nui*

(Back at Mahri Nui)

(Sally notices the big cloud above Mahri Nui and is about to go tell everyone to get thier umbrellas to not get wet when..)

Sally: IT'S EEEEEEEEEELLLLLS!