BIONICLE: WHAR LEWA WAS
May 15, 2008 11:26:31 GMT -5
Post by Ngakunui on May 15, 2008 11:26:31 GMT -5
*Copies his epic from BZPower to MoD, MoDifying it slightly*
Recently, I've had the idea of making an utterly ridiculous Bionicle comedy. I figured that if I were to make a comedy poorly written enough, and illustrate it somewhat, that people would notice it and enjoy it.
So, without further signs of intelligence...
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One day, lewa was in "rlly-drk-plaec",and didthings. Lewa waS very Well educated,andreadOften so that No.Zombies.Would.Get.Him. But lewa heared screaming, sohe runned really fat likea penguin, to whar tehscreamin be started, and got there fast, because he was rumming.
At a screamy Place, Lewa find a Midget Bionicle, and he was being attacket bye an Makutaz, andalso zombies!1 So Lewa tookh is rlly awexome machinegun, with bullets in it, and aimed ir, andshot a rawketz at Makutaz andor Zombie Barnacles, and they died.
But Midget Bionicle say "YuE SAEVED MYLIFE ANDSTUFFSTHANKU" and told Lewa and stuff as Well wear Maku-TaandZombie were HIDING. Zo Lewa flied a way, and saideded "i MUST DEFEAT THE MAKUTAZEZ ANDZOMBEH!1!1one!". Zo hegetted Home, and getted his bigger, moar better machinegun was at, that had bigger,more Awesomre bullets in it this time, and things, and also a lazor scoap,Which Was alsowinand awexome. so Lewa was off. And Lewa falled up to the ground that was below him.
Buta zombie try to get Lewa. Lewa than pulled out Glasses, and said "ZOMBIE i HAS READ OFTENS SO THAT NO U CAN GET ME. STORP NAO, AND CHU CAN HAS COOKIES" Which hdfjhdfjhr lol Stopped da zom bie, because Lewa readof ten, so that no zombies would get him. An then Lewa went to Whar moar Zombie and Maku-Ta [Lewa is awesome] Were H.I.D.I.N.G...G...G. Zo dogz that wer 'foos, and also stuff guardentrance. But WordotherthanLewabutstillhim wet silently pasta fooDogs silently. When gat inside, and things too, Lava did stuff, but lewa was there alsoe.
Lewa, Lewa, Lewa... HOORAY! Lewa [awexom] Went Locked toWasrds An "RAWK", Lewa seaded Makutases , Pluss moar moar Zambies, but stuff too. And an Lewa said "Makuta, andZombes, and things... i HAS COM TWO KEALOWNXZORG CHU ALL"...
Soe Lewa packet op his Bigger Moar bettur Weappen, that was awe someness, but also spiffy. But makuta Said "NOT SEW, LEWA," And lewa stopped sewing. Makuta: "JOIN ME ANDWE WILL RULER AS GRANDFATHER'S UNCLE'S ANDDROID'S LOL'S PET HGKHDGKH'S, TELEMARKETING MACHINE'S FUSEBOX'S CREATOR'S PET ALIEN'S CHEWTOY'S BUYER'S COUSIN'S UNCLE'S WEPON DEALER'S STORE'S BUILDER'S EMPLOYER'S UNCLE'S GRANDAUGHTER'S BROTHER'S MAKUTA, AND LEWAH1!111!1111!" buT Lewa said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHh!" And throwed rawket type thingies at Makuta!111!1!11!1!!1!1 Mand makuta thionked second!11!1(?!)
TO BE DISCONTINUED
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Anyway, I'll be posting the next chapter sometime this week, or the next one.
And in case you're wondering why the pictures are out of order, I originally planned to have them placed in different locations. It seemed less out of place to have them where they are now, though.
-Ngakunui
Recently, I've had the idea of making an utterly ridiculous Bionicle comedy. I figured that if I were to make a comedy poorly written enough, and illustrate it somewhat, that people would notice it and enjoy it.
So, without further signs of intelligence...
-------
One day, lewa was in "rlly-drk-plaec",and didthings. Lewa waS very Well educated,andreadOften so that No.Zombies.Would.Get.Him. But lewa heared screaming, sohe runned really fat likea penguin, to whar tehscreamin be started, and got there fast, because he was rumming.
At a screamy Place, Lewa find a Midget Bionicle, and he was being attacket bye an Makutaz, andalso zombies!1 So Lewa tookh is rlly awexome machinegun, with bullets in it, and aimed ir, andshot a rawketz at Makutaz andor Zombie Barnacles, and they died.
But Midget Bionicle say "YuE SAEVED MYLIFE ANDSTUFFSTHANKU" and told Lewa and stuff as Well wear Maku-TaandZombie were HIDING. Zo Lewa flied a way, and saideded "i MUST DEFEAT THE MAKUTAZEZ ANDZOMBEH!1!1one!". Zo hegetted Home, and getted his bigger, moar better machinegun was at, that had bigger,more Awesomre bullets in it this time, and things, and also a lazor scoap,Which Was alsowinand awexome. so Lewa was off. And Lewa falled up to the ground that was below him.
Buta zombie try to get Lewa. Lewa than pulled out Glasses, and said "ZOMBIE i HAS READ OFTENS SO THAT NO U CAN GET ME. STORP NAO, AND CHU CAN HAS COOKIES" Which hdfjhdfjhr lol Stopped da zom bie, because Lewa readof ten, so that no zombies would get him. An then Lewa went to Whar moar Zombie and Maku-Ta [Lewa is awesome] Were H.I.D.I.N.G...G...G. Zo dogz that wer 'foos, and also stuff guardentrance. But WordotherthanLewabutstillhim wet silently pasta fooDogs silently. When gat inside, and things too, Lava did stuff, but lewa was there alsoe.
Lewa, Lewa, Lewa... HOORAY! Lewa [awexom] Went Locked toWasrds An "RAWK", Lewa seaded Makutases , Pluss moar moar Zambies, but stuff too. And an Lewa said "Makuta, andZombes, and things... i HAS COM TWO KEALOWNXZORG CHU ALL"...
Soe Lewa packet op his Bigger Moar bettur Weappen, that was awe someness, but also spiffy. But makuta Said "NOT SEW, LEWA," And lewa stopped sewing. Makuta: "JOIN ME ANDWE WILL RULER AS GRANDFATHER'S UNCLE'S ANDDROID'S LOL'S PET HGKHDGKH'S, TELEMARKETING MACHINE'S FUSEBOX'S CREATOR'S PET ALIEN'S CHEWTOY'S BUYER'S COUSIN'S UNCLE'S WEPON DEALER'S STORE'S BUILDER'S EMPLOYER'S UNCLE'S GRANDAUGHTER'S BROTHER'S MAKUTA, AND LEWAH1!111!1111!" buT Lewa said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHh!" And throwed rawket type thingies at Makuta!111!1!11!1!!1!1 Mand makuta thionked second!11!1(?!)
TO BE DISCONTINUED
(AND STUFF)
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Anyway, I'll be posting the next chapter sometime this week, or the next one.
And in case you're wondering why the pictures are out of order, I originally planned to have them placed in different locations. It seemed less out of place to have them where they are now, though.
-Ngakunui
