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Post by Ngakunui on Jun 11, 2008 13:27:01 GMT -5
Crazy question that has been bothering me recently; which modern over-glorifications of Chuck Norris and The World would win in an epic battle against each other?
For me, I'd have to go with Chuck Norris. He's that awesome.
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Post by Bundalings on Jun 11, 2008 17:28:10 GMT -5
Chuck Norris would just roundhouse kick the world. It wouldn't really be that epic of a fight. =|
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Post by PREDATOR on Jun 12, 2008 9:37:49 GMT -5
Wrong wrong , You meant to say BRUCE LEE Remeber how he kicked Chuck Norris's butt in Way of the Dragon Everyone knows who the real master is Watch Way of the Dragon & see Bruce Lee take out Chuck Norris The video speaks for it self (I voted the world.) uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2cDoesnt matter how many times i watch this,The way Bruce Lee fights is soo epic. Live on my Master! --- PREDATOR
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Post by Ngakunui on Jun 13, 2008 9:13:36 GMT -5
Wrong wrong , You meant to say BRUCE LEE Remeber how he kicked Chuck Norris's butt in Way of the Dragon Everyone knows who the real master is Watch Way of the Dragon & see Bruce Lee take out Chuck Norris The video speaks for it self (I voted the world.) Except Chuck Norris isn't dead... -Ngakunui
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Post by PREDATOR on Jun 13, 2008 12:52:29 GMT -5
The Master still lives on not many people know of Chuck Norris if you say Bruce Lee straight away people know who your talking about.
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Post by bonecrusher on Jun 13, 2008 20:46:47 GMT -5
Who's the guy with the outlandishly hairy chest?
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Post by PREDATOR on Jun 14, 2008 2:55:28 GMT -5
Who's the guy with the outlandishly hairy chest? Thats Chuck Norris. Its says above are you unable to read
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Post by SagasRedemption on Jun 15, 2008 0:36:29 GMT -5
ih ih!Zombie Bruce lee would win. Why? cause Bruce lee when he was alive kicked ol' chucks rear, and not just in the movie. So figure Zombie bruce lee would still kick butt thanks to his new super focusedness on wanting to devour human flesh.
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Post by PREDATOR on Jun 15, 2008 15:11:32 GMT -5
ih ih!Zombie Bruce lee would win. Why? cause Bruce lee when he was alive kicked ol' chucks rear, and not just in the movie. So figure Zombie bruce lee would still kick butt thanks to his new super focusedness on wanting to devour human flesh. Hahaha, doesnt matter dead or a live Bruce Lee will allways be the master. He fighting style was just too awesome. no one in this day & age has matched him or come close.
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Post by Cosmo Kramer on Jun 17, 2008 15:10:28 GMT -5
Did you know, the first Alein vs Predator was actually Alein vs Predator vs Chuck Norris but the producers could not have a 12 second movie!
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris? Ha, trick question! They can't!
The cure to all cancers are in Chuck Norris' tears. Too bad he never cries!
Chuck Norris went to Burger King, asked for a big Mac, and got one!
Chuck Norris round house kiked a guy so hard that he fell unconcies and by the time he woke up, his cloths were out of style.
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Post by The Storyteller on Jun 18, 2008 15:37:07 GMT -5
Some children wear superman pyjamas Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas
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Post by Cosmo Kramer on Jun 19, 2008 15:10:52 GMT -5
hahaha a clasic! ;D
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